What do you call an illegal alien in Providence with a stolen green card? A Cicilline  voter.

What do you call an illegal alien in Providence with a stolen green card and a criminal record? A Cicilline campaign coordinator.

Why are there no ice cubes at the state house? Governor Chafee lost the recipe.

Why did they close the Chafee library? Someone stole the book.

In Providence, what do you call an atheist shoplifter? Mayor-elect.

How do you make Clay Pell’s sailboat sink? Put it in water.

What is the difference between a smart East Side voter and a unicorn? Nothing, both fictional characters.

What is the difference between Central Falls illegal alien and ET? ET eventually went home.

Why did Peter Kilmartin take Viagra on Tuesday? He heard it was erection day.

What is the difference between Clay Pell and a broken clock? The broken clock is right at least twice a day.

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